Transethnic?

The newest controversy to hit the internet is that of Rachel Dolezal.  She was head of the Spokane Wash. chapter of the NAACP.  The reason....she claimed she was black, however she is, in fact white (with some Native American mixed in).  She grew up with a family that welcomed African American children into the home in the form of her parents adopting children into their home.  She studied at Howard University, and teaches African American Studies at Eastern Washington University.


For the past eight years, Ms. Dolezal has been perming her hair, doing a full body spray tan and filling out applications as someone who has African American in their background.  As I've seen stories about her I've heard a new term "TransEthnic", as someone who believes they are born into the wrong ethnicity.

Now I'm all for someone who dedicates their life to making changes in society.  Whatever your cause and your fight, if you dedicate your life to your beliefs and the advancement of those beliefs, then I say go for it.  My problem with Rachel Dolezal is that she lied.  She tried to pass her adopted brothers off as her children, she lied on applications and she lied to NAACP.  If she had just been straight forward and put her cause out there to fight the good fight, then I think she would have made a difference.  Instead she's publicly shamed and humiliated, has had to resign  and has come across as a liar.

I'm not sure I understand Transethnic.  I'm ok being in this lout Italian body (although the birthing hips are something I can live without).  I'm not sure her motivations, I'm not sure if she feels trapped in a white body or if she even knows what to believe about herself.  I will be curious to see what happens to her in the future.


Crabbie Chris

Share your thoughts....do you think it's possible to feel trapped in the wrong ethnicity?  Comment below.

You're buggin' the hell out of me!

So tonight I'm in my Honda Fit driving my insane GSD to the park for an evening walk.  We come up to a stop sign where we are in the right lane to go straight and this bright yellow VW Bug is in the left turn only lane.  She realizes she has to turn but clearly doesn't want to, so she looks to move over into my lane.  Being that I have my dog with me and I've got my Disney music playing, I let her in.  Then she does the unthinkable.....doesn't wave a thanks.  I find it to be so rude when drivers don't wave a thanks when clearly you let them in rescuing them from going down the wrong path.

I continue my drive with her in front of me and sure enough, she turns left at the same intersection as me.  So off we go towards our park with this rude bitch in front of me.  We're driving through a residential area, and we come across a four way stop.  So she stops in front of me and doesn't move.  No one is in front of her, around her, crossing the street or walking anywhere around us.  She's just sitting there picking her damn nose.  So I toot my horn nicely, and she continues to just sit there.  So despite Demi Lavato's version of "Let It Go" playing I ride my horn and channel my inner ASL expert and show her my middle finger.  It's like I woke her up and she finally gets going.

I grew up and live in the SF Bay Area, I'm used to rude ass shitty drivers.  I'm sure someone feels that way about me, but this dumb whore pissed me off and almost ruined my good mood.  Luckily I have a wonderfully sweet dog who gives mom lots of kisses when we got to the park and let me skip while listening to my Disney music.

Crabbie Chris

Do you have rude shitty ass drivers where you live?  Comment below

My uterus rejoices that it's never had kids

I'm sure by now you've seen the infamous "Walmart Battle" between the woman in the lark (lazy) and the rude shopper.  If you haven't You Tube, the first half of this video with the volume on and a box of Kleenex, for you will surely mourn the loss of humanity.  What I am going to cover, however, is not the horrendous (if not a tad bit humorous) display of white trash, but the little boy in the video Johnny.

In the first video you hear the mom (in black) yelling at him to punch the woman in the face, not in self defense, but while she had her on the ground already punching her.  The young boy takes turns throwing shampoo bottles at the woman's face, punching and kicking her all while several bystanders hang around, absorbed in the show, making sure they capture this moment.  Remember....mom is encouraging this behavior.

At one point, this young boy is told by the crowd of ADULTS, to not throw the bottles and to stop behaving in this manner.  He then approaches the crowd and talks back to them, indicating that he wasn't going to stop and that they can't tell him what to do....even pointing at them while telling them off.  Mom must be so proud....oh wait....she is!

Now I think two grown woman fighting in the shampoo aisle of Walmart is juvenile, white trash but a bit funny.  Would I throw down with a woman in a lark zipping around Target?  No way!  but they are adults and are choosing to be an embarrassment to woman kind everywhere.  What I find disturbing is the manner in which this woman encourages that little boy to not only assault a woman, but to be disrespectful to adults in general.

I'm sure this young boys future is bleak.  If at the age of 6 or 7 by my guess, he finds no fault in hitting, punching and kicking a woman while she is down on the ground, can you imagine how he will treat woman as he matures?  I'm sure the Marion County Sheriff Department will save a cell for him.

Crabbie Chris

Share your thoughts on this fight, or how this boy is abusing this woman in the comments below.

Oh go touch this!

Here's my new enemy....the no touch towel dispensers often found in public toilets.  How come every time I run my hands under the sensor....nothing comes out?!?  Then when I walk away with dripping wet hands it magically comes pouring out at warp speed.  Why are you so difficult??  Why can't I just get that nice old fashioned one where I use my nasty wet hand to ratchet the lever into dispensing the towels?

Then there's this space age contraption.  It's the Dyson hand blow dryer.  Place your hands into this device at your own risk.  The wind is so powerful I think layers of flesh have been ripped off my phalanges.  When I dare to pull my finger out of this Star Trek invention, they still aren't 100% dry and I have to then battle the no touch towel dispenser.


Please tell me I'm not the only one who endures this battle.....leave a comment below and share your experiences.

Crabbie Chris

I guess I'm a lesbian now and want to adopt kids

Well holy shit....Wells Fargo created a new ad showing these women learning sign language.  We follow them learning in class and online then practising their new skills.  As the commercial continues, we learn why.  They are a lesbian couple adopting a deaf child.

We all know being gay is a disease that passes along through casual touching or by sneezing on a surface that I then come into contact with.  (Please people I'm being sarcastic!!)  These are some of the lame ass reasons being given that gay couples should not be seen on TV together.  Can you believe this commercial, and Wells Fargo for creating it, are being boycotted??  IT'S 2015!!

Why not cheer this fictional couple on for wanting to adopt any kid, let alone a deaf one?  What is the reasoning behind saying this couple is wrong?  Because they happen to both have vaginas?  Last time I looked almost anyone can have a kid.  Insert Tab A into Slot B add some Elmers Glue and 9 months later you're stuck with 18 years of child support payments or the kid gets dumped off at a hospital addicted to meth and is abandoned like a puppy at the pound.

So why can't some people in society, I'm talking to you Franklin Graham, get over it?  He's calling for a boycott of Wells Fargo's shareholders to "stop using advertising dollars to promote homosexuatlity, which is a godless lifestyle."

I have full disclosure policy here I'm an atheist, however I grew up in a Catholic household.  To classify two consenting adults, in a loving relationship wanting to adopt a child with a handicap kid as godless?  Well that is totally fucked!  Who is this guy to decide who is fit to raise a kid?  That somehow some crack whore, who opens her legs for a $5 fix and gets pregnant, is fit to have kids because she's straight?  Utter bullshit.

I say bravo to Wells Fargo for showing all the families all 31 flavors of them.

Crabbie Chris

The Man-Bun and we're not talking a sweet piece of ass here

#manbunmonday #manbunlifestyle #manbun4life.....however you hashtag it I will never understand the trend that is the man bun.  Growing up in the 80's, when I heard man bun, I looked at a mans ass.  Buns = ass right?  Somewhere between 1980 and 2015 man bun no longer referred to a hot piece of man ass, but instead it morphed into a man (hot or not) who decided instead of washing his hair, he will in fact, toss his rats nest into a bun and call it a day.

Now I picked the ever yummy Chris Hemsworth to show as my example.  He's a fine piece of man served on a dish full of hello, with a side of I'm gonna bite that tush.  A quick google search of Chris Hemsworth shows him looking so great with his short hair, his Thor hair and his wet hair while half naked on the beach.....but he just doesn't look good with the man bun.

Why??  Why do I find this trend takes a man from yummy to yucky?  I think I just equate it to being messy, unkept, stinky and just all around sloppy.  At what point did the first man to invent this look, watch some ballerina all done up with her tight bun atop her hair and say......I want to do that!?!  Then this man bun inventor said "shit that's just too much effort, fuck it I can't even make it neat".  Then top this look off by having a messy beard.

I'm all for men having long hair.  My boyfriend had long hair for years (shhh don't tell him I shared that) and not once did that mane go into a bun.  Even the hippies of the 70's just let that beautiful long hair flow.  So why the bun?

I say let that hair flow free.  Make sure it's washed, brushed and smells wonderful.  Hell I'm even ok with a ponytail...I just hate the damn bun!

Can't we please just go back to the time when I could turn to my girlfriends and say "check out the buns on that man" and I'm referring to his tight naked ass, instead of the Princess Leia doughnut rolls???

Crabbie Chris

Do you sport a man bun?  Share in the comments.

Dig Duggers

Some of you living under a rock might not know of the Dugger Family.  They are "famous" for having more children than should ever come out of one woman's vagina.  They have 19 children and are devout Christians.  They are known for presenting themselves as being wholesome and hover over their children's virtue like its a commodity to barter.

In recent weeks, it has come to light that their oldest son, Josh, had molested several of the sisters one as young as 5 years old!  Most of the girls were asleep, however this particular girl was on his lap being read a book when he decided to let his hands wander.  His parents, at some point, were made aware of his sick ways, yet did nothing to protect the girls and merely sent him to some family friend to "deal" with his problem.

Ok here we go.....first off they multiply like rabbits and pawn they younger kids onto the older children to take care of.  The older children never had a childhood and never got to just be kids.  They home school their children, which prevents them from learning just how fucked up their parents really are!

This boy Josh takes to touching his sisters and others (who have remained anonymous) while they sleep.  Why when he knows it's wrong?  Then he gets grab happy with another sister in the laundry room and sticks his hands up her skirt.  Tops it off with pawing away at his 5 year old sister who's like "oh my brother is reading to me because my parents are off screwing to have more kids and can't be bothered with me!"

So then we're led to believe that Josh, overcome with guilt, confesses to his parents.  At some point they bring him to a cop (later convicted of being a sick fuck of a child molester himself) who lets him off the hook (I guess the predators protect themselves).  His parents don't get the victims any counseling nor do they get him any.

What the hell is wrong with these parents?!?!  Maybe if you stop having kids you can't even take care of, shit like this wouldn't happen.  Maybe they should actually pay attention to their family and stop building their own cult where the only practitioners are your own kids and the weirdos you marry them off to.  Maybe....just maybe Jim Bob should....I don't know....stick his dick someplace that can't get her pregnant already!!

Crabbie Chris

Oh and feel free to leave a comment with a topic you want me to go off on.  Tomorrow...The Man Bun!